by CoyoteSoul » Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:37 am
LALALALALALALALA MOO
thought I had put up enough bumps... so this will be a joke bump.
1. *Say this to a friend*
You: why did the chicken cross the road.
Friend: To get to the other side?
You: No, to get to your house
*awkward silence because that wasn't funny
You: Knock Knock...
friend: Who's there?
You: THE CHICKEN!
2.
You: why did the turkey cross the road?
friend: Why?
You: The chicken got hit by a car.
3.
You: Knock knock
Friend: Who's there?
You: Interrupting cow.
Friend: Interrupting cow wh....
You: Moo!
4:
How do you put an elephant in the fridge
I don't know
Open it and put it in
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge
How?
You open the door, take out the elephant, and put in the giraffe.
The lioness is having a party. Everyone is coming except for who?
I don't know.
The giraffe, he is still in the fridge.
You come to a castle with an alligator moat. The bridge is drawn. How do you get in?
I don't know?
Swim across. The alligators are at the lioness' party!
Might write more later