ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟɪᴋᴇ,
ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘ
ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴇʟᴏɴ ʙᴀʙ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ
ɪɴ ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ ᴏғ ₂₀₁₅﹗ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ
ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ. ʜᴇ
ʜᴀs ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ᴅʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅs,
ғᴇᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɪs
ɴᴏᴡ ᴀ sʟɪᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇʟᴏɴ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀs
ᴀ ʙɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ. ᴏᴜᴄʜ﹗
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ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪs ᴅᴇsɪɢɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ,
ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ
ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀʀᴋɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ
ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ sʟᴏᴘᴘʏ. ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ
sᴘᴏᴛ ɪs sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴘ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ-
ᴍᴇʟᴏɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇ ʜɪs ʙᴇʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ.
ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ʀᴇᴠᴀᴍᴘ
ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀᴍᴇʟᴏɴ ʙᴀʙ ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ
ɪɴ ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ ᴏғ ₂₀₁₅﹗ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ
ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ. ʜᴇ
ʜᴀs ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ᴅʀɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅs,
ғᴇᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ɪs
ɴᴏᴡ ᴀ sʟɪᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴇʟᴏɴ. ʜᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀs
ᴀ ʙɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ. ᴏᴜᴄʜ﹗
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ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪs ᴅᴇsɪɢɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴛɪᴄ,
ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ
ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀʀᴋɪɴɢs ᴀʀᴇ
ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ sʟᴏᴘᴘʏ. ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ
sᴘᴏᴛ ɪs sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴘ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ-
ᴍᴇʟᴏɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇ ʜɪs ʙᴇʟʟʏ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ.
