[BigGayDisaster]

((Ok here he is))


Your name is Michael. You are mostly known by your VARIOUS IDIOTIC NICKNAMES. You have ascended to GOD TIERDOM as a THIEF OF TIME. Your LAND is that of STATIC AND MOUNTAINS (or LOSAM for short). You have many INTERESTS including PIERCINGS, your HORRENDOUSLY SELF-DRAWN TATTOOS, TAXEDERMY, VIDEO GAMES, and FLUFFY CUDDLY THINGS. You came about to play SBURB with your BEST FRIEND KL. She brought two of her friends along but you STILL HAVENT MET THEM. Your CHUMHANDLE is biohazardSting, after your STRANGE LOVE FOR BIOHAZARDOUS MATERIALS and your fear and allergy to BEE STINGS. Your strife specibus is CLAWKIND, of which you like to use your CUSTOMISED WOLVERINE BRASS KNUCKLES (You just kind of alchemized a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES && x3 SHARP KNIVES= x3 KNIFE KNUCKLES, then alchemized x3 KNIFE KNUCKLES && WOLVERINE COMIC BOOKS to make them).

You are UNSURE OF WHAT MORE TO SAY, so you just go back to doing UNIMPORTANT SHENANIGANS.