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by Meriadoc Brandybuck » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:06 pm
Jayelark wrote:"Guys, Sauron is coming to destroy all that we know and love."
"Too bad. Its good that isn't Morgoth..." *Shivers*"
"Waitttt.... Morgoth? You mean the really scary, makes Sauron-cower-in-a-hole guy?"
"That's the one."
"Are you okay?"
"Guys, we might have a leeetle problemo here...."
Is that from the books?

Theoden wrote:Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
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by Triptune » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:23 pm
Lady of the Rings wrote:Jayelark wrote:"Guys, Sauron is coming to destroy all that we know and love."
"Too bad. Its good that isn't Morgoth..." *Shivers*"
"Waitttt.... Morgoth? You mean the really scary, makes Sauron-cower-in-a-hole guy?"
"That's the one."
"Are you okay?"
"Guys, we might have a leeetle problemo here...."
Is that from the books?
Nope. Made it up. Morgoth actually isn't that scary on screen, but in person, he is probably as scary as Hitler on steroids.
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by Meriadoc Brandybuck » Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:26 pm
Jayelark wrote:Lady of the Rings wrote:Jayelark wrote:"Guys, Sauron is coming to destroy all that we know and love."
"Too bad. Its good that isn't Morgoth..." *Shivers*"
"Waitttt.... Morgoth? You mean the really scary, makes Sauron-cower-in-a-hole guy?"
"That's the one."
"Are you okay?"
"Guys, we might have a leeetle problemo here...."
Is that from the books?
Nope. Made it up. Morgoth actually isn't that scary on screen, but in person, he is probably as scary as Hitler on steroids.
Wow. So he must have grown that mustache out quite a lot. The steroids probably made it grow quite bushy and fluffy.

This sounds like my family.

Theoden wrote:Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
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by Meriadoc Brandybuck » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:05 pm
Jayelark wrote:Zoicia Nazgûl wrote:Elrond and his eyebrows of doom...
I think that if he wanted to, he could make them perfectly vertical.

Zoicia Nazgûl wrote:Dawnpelt wrote:Nice Zoicia Nazgûl

why thank you. we actually discussed this topic...i don't know... twenty pages ago? XD theres about half a page about Elronds eyebrows somewhere on here
http://www.lotrspoofs.net/spoofs/fotr/13lr0nd3y3br0ws.jpghttp://www.lotrspoofs.net/spoofs/fotr/13lr0ndbr0wl1ft.jpg

Theoden wrote:Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
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by Meriadoc Brandybuck » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:34 pm
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Theoden wrote:Where now are the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the smoke of the deadwood burning,
Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?
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by Triptune » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:02 pm
Well, yeah. That would make him significantly less scary. Likewise, this one kid in sixth grade kept telling everyone he was Santa, which made the real Santa significantly more scary.
I'm working on completing FOTR for the fourth time and I just noticed that when Frodo was "stabbed" by the cave troll, it took everyone about 20 seconds to figure out,
"Oh, looks like Frodo, the key part of our mission, has been brutally stabbed by something fifty times bigger than he is. Maybe we should do something."
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