Trade Rant Thread [v. 18]

[tswizzle]

http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... mGRKXeZHew

OMG IS THIS PERSON BLIND???

[DrinaLestrange]

1: I'm not trading my tokens. I've made that clear multiple times.
2: I have over 220 of those dogs, I'm not desperate for one.
http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... XoWhtexjZw

(and I'm getting highly frustrated with how fast the swap thread is moving, I can't get a post in!)

[~kittykat~]

someone sent me this trade.. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... Ez2owLkm8w

so.. i decided to do this to see what they say. http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... z_KZikcyAA
my message: edit?

then they edit back to this http://www.chickensmoothie.com/trades/v ... Q1g5RHHjqg
their message:"I dont think a very rare for a rare is fair sorry this is my final offer which is an over pay but i am trying to get over the year gap with my paperclip"

then within 20 minutes they cancelled without a message...

Wow... though actually I'm not that surprised. I have one of the blue snowflake advents and I find it absolutely impossible to trade up because it's a rare instead of a very rare! Come ON people, it's worth the same as a Malk PPS!!!!

[Wᴏʟғᴀᴛᴏɴɪx]

Mother If all that is great....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON? /Shot I am so sad right now..

[-Firesong-]

Mother If all that is great....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON? /Shot I am so sad right now..

Alright, where's the eye bucket?

I can't see. :c

[Wᴏʟғᴀᴛᴏɴɪx]

Mother If all that is great....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON? /Shot I am so sad right now..

Alright, where's the eye bucket?

I can't see. :c

</3 I am so sad right now.

[bodie]

what would u like for one of ur moon tree dogs? btw my computer is having technical difficulties so please bare with me thank u^.^;

i don't know if you were trying to piss me off or what, but
1. the ONLY RULE I HAVE is don't ask for my moon tree dogs
2. THEY'RE BOTH LOCKED
GO AWAY

[Patch.]

what would u like for one of ur moon tree dogs? btw my computer is having technical difficulties so please bare with me thank u^.^;

i don't know if you were trying to piss me off or what, but
1. the ONLY RULE I HAVE is don't ask for my moon tree dogs
2. THEY'RE BOTH LOCKED
GO AWAY

Not to argue, but I just tried to trade with you, and they aren't locked XD

[bodie]

what would u like for one of ur moon tree dogs? btw my computer is having technical difficulties so please bare with me thank u^.^;

i don't know if you were trying to piss me off or what, but
1. the ONLY RULE I HAVE is don't ask for my moon tree dogs
2. THEY'RE BOTH LOCKED
GO AWAY

Not to argue, but I just tried to trade with you, and they aren't locked XD

woerdfsbkjdsfklj
i guess i hit the wrong one or something woops
they're wl locked, still xD
(don't you think that'd mean i wanted something of my wl in the first place? ><)

[Polyphia]

Oh, whoopee. Another set of trade rules that bother me.

I just made a quiz! i dare you to take it!: -link removed-

1. **biggest rule** Dont beg for free pets! i will report you, its against the rules! I only give freebies to people i think deserve it
2. Dont offer on my newborns
3. If you offer a sunback, you have a 99.99% chance of me accepting
4. Currently looking for a sunback, or the store pets! 19 to go!
5. Put "Wolves Rule" if you read this
6. Dont offer on these pets: (not even with a PM)
1. Blue rose
2. Green sorbert
3. Cake dogs
4. Angle advent
5. Red toxic
6. MY JOKER
7. Red X PPS
8. DONT OFFER ON MY DANG STORE DOGS!!!!!!!! THEY ARENT FOR TRADE!!!
9. DO.NOT.OFFER.ON.HOARDS!!
10. DONT OFFER ON STORE ITEMS

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