Salon Waiting Room - Casual Chat

[skyline]

THIS JUST IN
drinking shampoo ruins the styles and colors

impossible

[Cactologist]

yeah mom please pick me up kids are drinking shampoo-

No, you have to drink it too. Become one of us.

Don't do shampoo, kids.

Non-chickensmoothians would never understand
*chugs a bottle of shampoo*

[Just.Peachy]

So I've concluded, if you drink shampoo you are now in a cult.

o wow another free cult for me to join
i'd love to sign up

Sign me up, I'm in!

[Spacialdimension]

Ah, but my hair isn’t knotty, I think I need a different stylist. Your skills with a blender make me very weary of your skills with hair.

both have to do with sharp blades theyre very similar

No don't give them weaponry-

[lucky333123]

THIS JUST IN
drinking shampoo ruins the styles and colors

I must disagree. I think everyone looks amazing <3 (Though please don't drink shampoo)

P.S. It also gives me a lot of work to do too

[w i l d.]

So I've concluded, if you drink shampoo you are now in a cult.

o wow another free cult for me to join
i'd love to sign up

you already have

[Silver Pandorica]

THIS JUST IN
drinking shampoo ruins the styles and colors :o :o :o :o :o :o

Actually, it enhances them. DRINK MORE SHAMPOO

Don't do shampoo, kids.

Non-chickensmoothians would never understand
*chugs a bottle of shampoo*

You must be over four years old to drink shampoo or else you go to jail.

[Chicken~Strips]

THIS JUST IN
drinking shampoo ruins the styles and colors

impossible

BuT iT sTiLl TaStEs GoOd
Now who's the body janitor? They'll have a lot once we've finished all of this Olay (Because you're worth it ;>)

[_Nitroglycerin_]

THIS JUST IN
drinking shampoo ruins the styles and colors

B-but.... It's tasty!

But what about conditioner....that is also tasty

[decembuary;]

So I've concluded, if you drink shampoo you are now in a cult.

o wow another free cult for me to join
i'd love to sign up

all CS events share exactly two characteristics in common, and it’s chaos and cults