Well, I'd better post this before it's too late. It's probably absolute crap, but it's the best I could muster up since my writing skills are so out of practice. I actually pre-drafted this thing. xD Here we go!
Pet's ID Tag: Kennel #10
Name You'd Choose for It: Mr. Fuzzybutt
Gender: Male
Reason You Want It: He's just so cute - my heart melted as soon as I saw him! I love squirrels, and I also love blackhorsebeth's drawings!

He's perfect, he's just absolutely perfect.
History/Background/Other: Splash! Mindy dropped the magical cucumber into a boiling pot of cheese fondue. Suddenly, the fondue turned purple and - oh wait, that's not the right story, is it? No, I suppose not. Squirrel? Oh yes, that one! Well, here we go...
Fuzz was just an ordinary red squirrel. Well,
almost ordinary. He had been born in a tree, just like every other squirrel, and he had a large fluffy tail just like every other squirrel. What was different about Fuzz was the way he thought.
When he saw a haycorn or a walnut, he didn't run, and jump, and scream "IT'S MINE!" like all the other squirrel children. No, Fuzz would sit down, right then and there, and wonder,
Why do we love nuts so much? And he'd sit there until sunset, just wondering, until his parents sent one of his brothers or sisters to find him.
"Stupid little Fuzz," they'd mutter darkly whenever they were assigned the task.
Weeks passed, and soon the time had come for Fuzz and his siblings to leave their parents' nest and find homes of their own. And so little Fuzz grabbed a walking stick and his knapsack and left his tree, his home since the day he'd been born, not stopping once to look back.
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The days grew warmer, then colder, then warmer again, and still Fuzz had not found his own tree to live in. During the day he walked, and at night he would curl up beneath a flower bush in a human's garden, or in the corner of a little kid's inflatable clubhouse. Food became harder and harder to find, and the poor little squirrel's fur was thinning out - only his tail remained fluffy.
One morning, Fuzz awoke to the sound of children screaming. He poked his head out from under the bows of the Forsithia bush he'd been sleeping beneath and watched.
In the center of the lawn there was a little black thing spouting ten arcing sprays of water droplets; it was a sprinkler. Five human children - little girls in swimsuits - danced around, yelping with glee whenever one of the sprays touched them. One of the girls noticed Fuzz and screamed,
"A SQUIRREL!!!!"She ran towards hime, and what did Fuzz do? He just stood there, petrified with fear. The girl picked him up, squeezing him uncomfortably around his ribcage. "Aww! You've got such a fluffy tail!!!" she cooed in a high, rather annoying baby voice. "I'm gonna call you Mr. Fuzzybutt!" She declared. And then - with Fuzz still encased in her chubby little hands, she raced inside her house. "MOM!" she screeched. "I found a squirrel! His name's Mr. Fuzzybutt!!! Can we keep him,
please?! Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty PLEASE!?!?!"Absolutely not, Gabriella." Replied her mother. "We'll have to take him to The Agency."
I understand that by adopting this creature I take full responsibility for it.-___- It's crappy, I know, but I love this little guy and I don't want him to be taken out of the kennels without me even trying to adopt him.