The Dark Web & The Squid Cult Conspiracy

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Rumor has it that in YK2 that if the Squid God was not appeased with the sacrifice of 200 CPUs, it would rain hell down on the world in the form of awful Internet speeds and Trojans in the form of pirated music CDs and vidya gaem.

The prophecy has come to haunt us once more. At least that's what I heard from this weird .mp4 file I downloaded off the deep web. My computer's acting funny-