king of the smooth

[alyxmin]

as you can see, this man is the king of smooth. he even has a crown to show it. you may ask, what is it made of? first, a peanut butter base with a small stick showing the crown jewel: a ghost clown. you may be thinking, wow! this guy sounds wonderful, what are some attributes or characteristics he has? why of course, he's an artiste (hand selected by the emperor totoro). he is hard at work in this painting, trying to make a difference. what a catch! you might be thinking. and you would be right, he is a catch. he's THE catch. if you want to get with him... i'm sorry, ladies. he is my wife and we have seven children named emma, olivia, emma, lucifer, lucy, sara, and briana. 6 girls, 1 boy.