manifestation of the gatekeep to the underworld? helOOO

[satyrn.]

"you know that stories just a story dude, the gatekeep would never be that over the top."

"really? a gatekeeper to the deepest of underworlds, one of the first to pass to that world and slowly driven mad by the fact that they cannot escape it, only drive others down to give them the bitter welcome, as their new under-life begins"

"dude quit it, it literally makes no sense, you realise the amount of possesions they hold by number changes depending on who tells the story, right?"

"perhaps...or maybe its them messing with our reality so we never figure it out until its tOO LATE"

"whatever dude, i'm getting nachos you coming or not?"

".....yeah i'll be right there"