"An old man that seems to be crazy was spotted walking the streets with a large sack draped across his back," Police say, "we think that he was planning to break and enter because when we questioned him he said 'I have gifts I must deliver to the house around the corner'. Later we aked his age and he responded 'I am over 500 years old'."
"A few children who walked the streets were questioned about if they had seen the old man do anything out of the ordinary and they reported to have seen nothing.. So we have no leads," Officer John stated, "Until he confesses and tells the truth we have to keep him in custody." John also mentioned that once the old man was handcuffed and placed into the back of the police car he started yelling 'I HAVE 7 BILLION GIFTS TO DELIVER! I MUST GET GOING!"
How strange this Christmas Night has been. Just remember children, stay safe!