I'm Secretly A Sunback

[Lunarchy]

You may think I'm a 2013 uncommon, but…. I'M SECRETLY A SUNBACK! I'M VERY RARE! SEE MY YELLOW? SEE MY BACK? SEE MY RARITY? *inserts some red paint into the label* IT'S RED! VERY RARE RED!

*holds up slip of paper* SEE THIS? IT'S MY OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK LIST. I HAVE A LIST, SO THEREFORE I AM A LIST PET.

WANNA KNOW WHY I HAVE PURPLE PARTS? I…UH…ATE THE UR GRAPES AND THEY MADE ME PURPLE.
SO IN CONCLUSION, DESPITE MY PURPLENESS, I AM A TRUE SUNBACK.