Breaking news, the truth about the cause of the chicken takeover has been exposed! Apparently, chickens have been among the least popular pets for quite a while. It seems that Bok Gawk, the chicken above, was enraged after a very popular dog stole his homemade cookie. He then decided that he had had enough, and then got together in a giant meeting with all the chickens on Chicken Smoothie. They then decided to take over Chicken Smoothie, changing everybody's profile pic to a chicken, and put huge eggs on pets, which we are still unable to remove.
Furthermore... "Bok Bok, Gawk Pok Caw B Cluck."
Uh oh. Umm, hi little chicken. What are you doing here?"
Reporter Supericypaw Out!