Things That Amuse You V.3

[Zone0Neko]

i just found the best thing in all of the universe

[i<3 wolves678]

"I know my trades! I've been here since 2015!" meanwhile I've been here for 8 years and am terrible with trades xD Kudos to those who know their trades, it's a skill I wish I had....

omgosh six years and same qDq

While I still joined more recently than both of you this is still painfully relatable
I just don't understand how demand ties in with the list
Like how the heck does the list 'take demand into account' yet pets like the red cerb still go for nons??
Even then I only have basic knowledge of the list, and still have to go back and check it every time I'm offered an old very rare.

[forgive!]

me: *wakes up at 4pm*
me: the days are withering away.....

[xan]

waking up form a fat nap at 10 pm and you start pouring your cereal and getting dressed and you finally see the clock and you're just flabbergasted

[broker]

mom hit a mailbox trying to pull over bc she wanted to take a picture of two vultures eating a dead opossum

guys
help

[vicasterology]

I FORGOT THIS VINE EXISTED BC I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN SO LONG AND I JUST MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE

[Cruxich]

it's like that one really old video of a mother panda eating and then startled by her cub sneezing

[maninkari]

My brother built a machine to spin a knife around at ridiculously high speeds, but the machine knew the world wasn't ready for it and self destructed by cutting it's own wire. RIP.

Don't built knife spinning machines at home pls

[aaAAA]

I FORGOT THIS VINE EXISTED BC I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN SO LONG AND I JUST MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE

i just made a really distressed noise and my rabbit is concerned

if you go to http://www.vogue.co.uk/ (or a handful of other uk sites) and press the konami code on your keyboard you get a dinosaur
(up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a)

[Scarlet Janefox]

Six Flags posted that today is their last day of the season due to the freezing cold weather coming this weekend, and someone commented "Is the water park still open?"