Corrupt a wish! Credit to people who did this before me!

[Pinkypuma18]

If you don't know how to play this game, here is how you play:

The post above your soon-to-be post has a wish.

Let's say it's "I wish for cake."

It's your job to grant it, but with a downside to it:
"Granted, but it's the smallest and last piece of cake you'll ever eat."

On the second part of your post, it's your turn to make a wish. But be careful, it WILL be corrupted!

I'll start.

I wish that I had the power to fly.

[Storybook]

Granted but you can only fly in winter.

I wish I was a cat.

[offline.]

Granted, but you are the ugliest, most scraggly cat that ever lived.

I wish my brothers weren't extremely annoying.

[Pinkypuma18]

Granted, but they become EXTREMELY EXTREMELY ANNOYING.

I wish that I didn't have any homework.

[FlightOfTheRaven]

You have no homework, but you have national tests every day tomorrow

I wish i'd improve my art skills faster,

[paperfoldingrabbit]

Granted but now school days are twice as long and you don't get weekends off c:

I wish I had trillions of dollars.

[MajesticFlyer]

Granted, but you can only spend those dollars on vegetables!

I wish I could have 20 big, fluffy dogs that like to cuddle! :3

[Pinkypuma18]

Granted, but they want to eat you.

I wish I was actually doing my homework easily right now instead of procrastinating on this website.

[clover,,]

Wish granted but you got an F on your homework.
I wish I could meet Skrillex.

[S u b d u e]

Granted but he wasn't in a great mood at the time.

I wish I could shapeshift