corrupt a wish v.2

[_snoms_]

granted, but there are heat waves instead

I wish Pokemon were real

[S0undH0und]

They're Pokedex-Accurate.. good luck surviving.

I wish I would never get sick.

[That1Zubat]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, because you are immune to all diseases, you are hidden away from society due to a secret government wishing to prioritize it.

I wish I could turn water into any food I wanted.

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, but it's always moldy food

I wish social media wasn't a place to fight about politics

[frogstomp]

granted, but now social media is dead


i wish school was shorter

[DrakoTheDragon55]

School now lasts for five minutes. Good luck learning anything!

I wish that I never got sick of my music playlist

[fuyunofabuki]

Granted but your least favorite song will play every 3 songs.


I wish that there was an easier way to sort through pets and items when trading rather then just WL tab

[Demon God Caelan]

Granted, just granted, this deserves to be a thing, I'm not ruining it

I wish I could get a good night's sleep without suffering from vivid nightmares. I've been avoiding sleeping for the past week because of the nightmares

[meisxinyi]

Granted, but whenever you eat cereal with milk, the milk is always replaced with orange juice the moment it enters your mouth.

I wish I could shape shift!

[Cherry.]

Granted, but every time you do you mysteriously end up covered in wet sand.

I wish this essay could write itself