Millard
"But dad! You've been blackmailing me since I was eight years old!" said Millard, remembering the picture that had circulated his fifth grade class when he'd refused to bury a mysterious package for Peacorn.
But then it came so that the tulips were back in Millard's thoughts, thanks to Aunt October. He could smell the breeze. He could hear the yipping of small breeds, could hear that panting snort thing that dogs do when they're dehydrated. His brain overloaded from too many happy visions, like hope was a strange, foreign chemical that his body had rejected. He slowly lay down on the fake bear rug in front of the television and started stroking the bristly fur. "What do you think we should do, Al?" he cooed deliriously.