[bananer]

*Internally thinking*
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

This birb thought it'd be warm in the desert. Too bad he went to the desert in denmark. The birb also think he has such bad luck with photographers not getting zhe birb in the whole picture. #longneck

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What's the name of the desert?
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[Nanorat]

Username: Nanorat
Name: Stewie
What's the name of the desert? Raabjerg Mile!
Very Relevant Video. Old soviet short animation, "Wing, Feet and Tails". I think it fits perfectly to this birb. It doesnt have subtitles, but it should be understandable without translation.

[bananer]

Boop!

[Catskitten]

Username:Catkitten
Name:Paul "Hashtag"
What's the name of the desert?
Its the Sahara obviously I was on vacation
Extras if wanted.
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Hashtag's Travel Blog
Im a bird who travels the world and takes photos.
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Above is a picture of my travels to the Sahara Desert.
The photographer doesn't have the skills to take pictures of tall birds so ill have to deal with their mediocrity.
Most unfortunate is that my friends find the photo hilarious due to the face i was making in the photo.
This has started a trend that i can not get out of. Now i can't take serious photos of my travels without my friends messing things up.
#Not pleased #Longnecks be cursed
#Dishonor on that photographer
#Shame on my friends #Sahara Desert
#Largest desert in the world
#Scarfs in heated weather not recommended #Ill be fine i think
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Jan 23, 2017

I went back home to visit my parents. They are fortunate to live near some beautiful mountains.
A couple of my friends tag along to ruin my lovely shot of them.
My own mother joins in gleefully.
Im just trying to take a serious photo
#Ben and Samuel why #Mother nooo #Alas she could not be saved
#Emily i see you back there
#dumb selfies with my own mom
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Jan 27, 2017

Decided to visit the park with some friends. The weather felt great and the sky was clear. My friends ruin this also of course.
Great now my other friend is doing this why
#Why do i hang out with you #Oh yeah i actually like you all #Stop #Please #You corrupted my mother #Your fault #Denny #Ill miss you #Another fine ostrich was lost that day #Day was nice #Was
#dumb selfies with friends
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Feb 4, 2017

Was I seriously just tagged in a selfie photo? Why...why does it have to be like this? What is wrong with you.
Help I started a thing
#Shame #Call out #Get help #Also help for my friends and mother #Save me im trapped #Why whyyy
#This is a travel blog guys for real
#The dogs also with a blog
#dumb selfies

[bananer]

Boop

[Cryptz]

another terror has arisen. i wanna see who wins this amazing birb!

[Catskitten]

whoops i added things :p
hope thats fine
assume so since this hasn't closed
whats the end date on this?

[bananer]

Holy cow this has not ended!?! I will judge this immediately when I get home from school tomorrow! (And perhaps make a new birb.,.)

[bananer]

Username:Catkitten
Name:Paul "Hashtag"
What's the name of the desert?
Its the Sahara obviously I was on vacation
Extras if wanted.
_________________________________

Hashtag's Travel Blog
Im a bird who travels the world and takes photos.
----------
Above is a picture of my travels to the Sahara Desert.
The photographer doesn't have the skills to take pictures of tall birds so ill have to deal with their mediocrity.
Most unfortunate is that my friends find the photo hilarious due to the face i was making in the photo.
This has started a trend that i can not get out of. Now i can't take serious photos of my travels without my friends messing things up.
#Not pleased #Longnecks be cursed
#Dishonor on that photographer
#Shame on my friends #Sahara Desert
#Largest desert in the world
#Scarfs in heated weather not recommended #Ill be fine i think
-----
Jan 23, 2017

I went back home to visit my parents. They are fortunate to live near some beautiful mountains.
A couple of my friends tag along to ruin my lovely shot of them.
My own mother joins in gleefully.
Im just trying to take a serious photo
#Ben and Samuel why #Mother nooo #Alas she could not be saved
#Emily i see you back there
#dumb selfies with my own mom
----
Jan 27, 2017

Decided to visit the park with some friends. The weather felt great and the sky was clear. My friends ruin this also of course.
Great now my other friend is doing this why
#Why do i hang out with you #Oh yeah i actually like you all #Stop #Please #You corrupted my mother #Your fault #Denny #Ill miss you #Another fine ostrich was lost that day #Day was nice #Was
#dumb selfies with friends
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Feb 4, 2017

Was I seriously just tagged in a selfie photo? Why...why does it have to be like this? What is wrong with you.
Help I started a thing
#Shame #Call out #Get help #Also help for my friends and mother #Save me im trapped #Why whyyy
#This is a travel blog guys for real
#The dogs also with a blog
#dumb selfies

Lol, this was hilarious xD
You win this birb!!

[Catskitten]

(for humor reasons i might continue this blog
i enjoyed writing it way too much lol
i have a headcannon all my birbs will photobomb him and now i totally have to draw that XD)

thank you will take good care of Paul >:)

may i be added?