Things That Amuse You V.3

[Scottish9]

i've been laughing about this all day

I found this online while I was a TA today and snickered WAY too hard

[Cruxich]

dog got heccin bamboozled

[broker]

the time my sister was watching Steven Universe
and we see Onion doing Onion things and she goes
"Onion is my sOUL"
XD I just couldn't.
sHE was trying to say spiritual animal and it came out jsakfhk

[crackerbox_palace]

You know you can't cook when your mom had to tell you twice in a minute,

"Don't burn down the house, Kamila!!!"

[chic 'n' stu]

" harold, they're lesbians! "

[idiosyncrasy]

This Is what happened after a thunderstorm earlier today in my neighborhood...

[aaAAA]

"coming out of my closet and i've been doing just guys"

[FrozenLobster]

https://youtu.be/lduQYz_MnAw
Relatable.

[Scottish9]

Dog language (doggo, pupper, bamboozled, bork, etc). It's just so sweet and pure

The fact that my friends keep two lists pertaining to me. The "Fight Sheet", or a list of things I have threatened to fight (one of my besties is on there 7 times, as are several walls). Then there's the "Swear sheet" which serves two purposes. One is to keep track of all my creative cuss substitutes (son of a biscuit is a favorite, and has elicited a scold or two before). The other is to keep count of how many times I have actually swore, and why (3; two for math, one for a panic attack)

Another TA Tale:

I was in my TA class today, goofing around on my phone. I get a GroupChat message and see it's from my friend who's an actual student in the class. I scoot my chair to where I can stare at her and proceed to do so until she notices. She was so spooked she choked on air and almost fell out of her chair.

[Skiv]

"Company is coming, get rid of the couches! We can't let people know we SIT!" - Chris Fleming