Crazy Things You Thought As A Young Kid

[Klain]

I thought that women get pregnant when she kiss his man at the church. idk.

[røsebud]

I thought that women get pregnant when she kiss his man at the church. idk.

I thought that too!

1. I thought that instead of dying, old people just shrunk back into babies and started over.
2. I also believed that infomercials went on forever, idk why. I remember one time I turned on the TV to an informercial about shampoo or something, and I didn't know how to change the channel so I was really sad because I thought I would be listening to someone talk about shampoo for eternity.
3. I kept hearing in church that "The world is in God's hand", so I thought that earth literally was God's hand.

There are more, I just can't remember them. xD

[Tendo64]

I used to think that babies came from when two people married. Like, "Here's your baby!"

I also used to believe that if I touched a mushroom, one would grow on me due to this episode of Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends...

I also thought that Mario lived on the Moon because one of my uncles told me X'D

[leachface]

I used to think that the Flea Market sold flea's

[心裡學]

When I was really young (before I attended school), I thought alligators or crocodiles (I didn't know the difference between them at the time) would come out of the toilet to eat me immediately after I flushed. So whenever I flushed, I would run away screaming.

Oh, those dark days.

[Minigunner]

Yeah,well.... I thought we'd never die.

[n3rvous]

... i thought toilets could speak.

._.

oh i also believed in reincarnation (and i still do)

[subrisive]

I believed that you could only be 18 years old when you ordered things from those commercials for toys and stuff that said you had to be at least 18 years old to order.

[REquestrian]

When I was little and riding in a car during a storm, I saw raindrops going up the windshield, so I thought it rained up as well as down

[Luxrayx]

There's this kitchen store near where I live, and when my mother went in it, I was positive she'd be brutally murdered by dragonflies. Specifically dragonflies.