Things that Amuse You - Thread 7

[OmegaDork]

Cleverbot just asked me if I had any arms...
Okay then
XD

Yep... except that I often like to go all phsyco-freak (like 2P!Kirkland mad) and try to kill it, and IT WILL NEVER DIE. I remember the first time I went all crazy with it, I ended up tazering it, stabbing it, and, seeing that it was immortal, nuking the town. The next thing it said was 'do you love me?'
Needless to say, I gave up for the night. XD
Conversations are indeed fun, though...
EDIT: Wrong quote... but same topic and person, so hopefully it's okay...

Okay...
Cleverbot is really weirding me out

I would expect an English major to use more big words than a business major.

And first it said it was Ivan, then Switzerland, and now it's Romano
I'm confused
D:

Gotta love it when it does that...
Well... I think I'll do another routine with it... and if it doesn't die, I'll just turn into Prussia or something.... Ke to the se to the se se.

[WRENCHDOGS]

me and cleverbot had a tiny bit of a conversation

Me: Throws nokia at you
Cleverbot: Throws Chuck Norris at you
Me: Well... that escalated quickly!

[~Firewolf~]

New thread already? This amuses me.

[Party Poison.]

Me
Cleverbot
Become one with Russia, da?
Become one with Prussia.
THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.
Then how does it work?

I just died

[Spence]

Me: TARDIS.
Cleverbot: Where is the tardis?
Me: I think it's somewhere in the forest... But there's a bunch of Daleks we have to kill.
Cleverbot: What have you accomplished?
Me: Well I've already dealt with killed Dalek Sec, but there's like a hundred thousand more of those stupid Daleks.
Cleverbot: See? That's not answering the question. You are continuing to pick one detail of what I've said and then used that detail to change the subject to something completely random.


Oh, Cleverbot. Why can't we just have a normal Doctor Who conversation?

[Goomi]

[Savage Shepherd]

Me:*Throws Chuck Norris At You*.
Cleverbot:*Throws Bill Clinton At You*.
What?...

[Spence]

I don't know what's happening anymore. I think I'm Cleverbot's master or something. xD

[Skiv]

[The Only]

I read 300 pages of the amusement thread today... because I refuse to post until I am positive I know everything that had gone on.

I've been watching you.

and this- I'm using this next time I play Munchkin.

http://www.zerochan.net/full/753077