Things That Amuse You V.3

[Scottish9]

I swear I have low-key groupies. One of them called me whale-lord today

[riddlestyx]

the woes of being an anxiety-ridden snake owner:
my snake nishio, a docile 2 yr old matured ball python who has never bitten anyone in her life: :3
me: (puts on 15 layers of protective clothing, gloves, and utilizes a snake hook) oh heck she's gonna bite me oh hec

i'm not even afraid of snakes why am i Like This

[Lindycat]

my chair fell on me after searching up
bendy fangirls
why

[Brainiac5]

the woes of being an anxiety-ridden snake owner:
my snake nishio, a docile 2 yr old matured ball python who has never bitten anyone in her life: :3
me: (puts on 15 layers of protective clothing, gloves, and utilizes a snake hook) oh heck she's gonna bite me oh hec

i'm not even afraid of snakes why am i Like This

You named your snake after Nishio Nishiki?
Nice.
Though a snake can't kick like he can.

Amnesiac Barry Allen is pretty amusing too.

[riddlestyx]

the woes of being an anxiety-ridden snake owner:
my snake nishio, a docile 2 yr old matured ball python who has never bitten anyone in her life: :3
me: (puts on 15 layers of protective clothing, gloves, and utilizes a snake hook) oh heck she's gonna bite me oh hec

i'm not even afraid of snakes why am i Like This

You named your snake after Nishio Nishiki?
Nice.
Though a snake can't kick like he can.

Amnesiac Barry Allen is pretty amusing too.

lmao yeah i did!! he's my snake husband tbh

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also this just happened to me:



d.va pl,ease

[wayward will]

*spends over an hour on drawing, is actually proud of it*
*gets two likes*
*spends ten minutes on drawing, is indifferent to it*
*gets four likes and two comments*

i don't understand.

[colorloco]

So here is the thing for me. Me and an old friend were in class one day right? Anyways so this guy sends her a nude and she busts out laughing at it. The sub asks whats so funny right? So i pull up a picture of a shoe with soup in like chunky veggie and tomato soup and than i begin to laugh bacause i said it was an inside joke

[friday]

*spends over an hour on drawing, is actually proud of it*
*gets two likes*
*spends ten minutes on drawing, is indifferent to it*
*gets four likes and two comments*

i don't understand.

SAME THOUGH
this is too relatable
I know right
WHY

[ParaKitty]

my friends compared me to Pepe. Not quite sure how to feel about that.

[forgive!]

took a picture of my cat for my tumblr