1: I am a terrible procrastinator
2: I annoy people with my self-depreciating jokes
3: I have never been asked out
4: It's my own fault for never being asked out, because I never go on social events
5: I have crowd/social anxiety
6: I don't really want to make friends, and then cry about being lonely
7: I want a simple life
8: I want a million dollars
9: I would rather eat a plain bagel then actually cook something
10: I like sheep. Sheep are cute.