Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[CCtheSylveon]

1. Remember when everyone thought this franchise was going to end after the 3rd installment? Remember when everyone thought this franchise would die?

2. This kid has 3 moms with magic powers.

3. A rat game with a mini-forum.

[Enyo]

This book is hard to read. It's probably easier to remember the names, the atomic number of the elements and their right order on the Mendeleiev table than to remember the names and the genealogy of all the characters in this books and the geography/geopolitic of its fictional word. It's unrealistic. A lot of characters are undeveloped, some are too perfect charming princes or Mary-Sue, other are psycho Mass murderers... And some are just useless. Anyway, if you like one of the character, he's going to have a terrible destiny and he's going to DIE HORRIBLY (or at least see his/her home and family being DESTROYED and KILLED).
And apparently, liking this book even makes you undatable.

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xxxxxxxxnaked giants chase and eat humans
xxxxxxxxif there are bodies left, they get unprofessionally cremated

xxxxxxxxedit: oh i thought it said terrifying not terrible

[Nitro Indigo]

1. Put the ancient, malevolent spirit of a murdered preteen to rest by slogging through like 10 'final' boss fights.
2. Photocopy of a 2d version of Minecraft, except IN SPACE
3. Extremely short man never gives up despite repeatedly dumped out of frying pan into fire because he got promoted again
4. Collect dragons until you run out of time and money

1st might be Bravely Default, 4th might be Dragon City?

1. Remember when everyone thought this franchise was going to end after the 3rd installment? Remember when everyone thought this franchise would die?

2. This kid has 3 moms with magic powers.

3. A rat game with a mini-forum.

1st might be Spyro or Crash, 2nd is Steven Universe, 3rd is Transformice.

xxxxxxxxnaked giants chase and eat humans
xxxxxxxxif there are bodies left, they get unprofessionally cremated

xxxxxxxxedit: oh i thought it said terrifying not terrible

Attack on Titan.

Here's another one:
This adaptation that doesn't follow the source material starts of promising, but then become needlessly confusing and depressing, and separates the two main characters for no good reason.

[Nitro Indigo]

1.Another Japan cartoon
2. Is supposed to be about vengeance for death, but you mainly can't stop thinking about their skimpy outfits.
3. There outfits...are alive
4. The most powerful weapon, is half of a broken safety-scissors.
5. Yes there is a society, but the people their can't wear any clothes
6. Classism (The better you are in school, the better life you get to live, I mean c'mon)
7. The thing that threatens the world, is clothes. Must need a lot of explaining to understand

Did you guess what anime it is?

Kill la Kill.

[StarWithRockDots]

An old game where a gang of young people rollerblade around the city to strange music, covering everything with graffiti. Most of the playable characters have nothing at all to do with the story or plot. Meanwhile, the police force and a gang of deadly assassins both try (and somehow fail) to kill them with things such as helicopters, tanks, guns, bombs, flamethrowers, etc. The protagonists, on the other hand, don't use any weapons at all, and basically just run away the whole time. Also features a loud DJ character with pulsating hair and a really stretchy face.

(This is so fun. xD
I will be legitimately impressed if anyone knows what I'm talking about. *Prepares a plate of cookies, just in case*
PS: This description is based specifically on the first game; there was a second, but I've never played it.)

Jet Set Radio?

That's right. (I played it for the first time earlier this year. <3 It seems pretty underrated, in my opinion.)

[CCtheSylveon]

1. Put the ancient, malevolent spirit of a murdered preteen to rest by slogging through like 10 'final' boss fights.
2. Photocopy of a 2d version of Minecraft, except IN SPACE
3. Extremely short man never gives up despite repeatedly dumped out of frying pan into fire because he got promoted again
4. Collect dragons until you run out of time and money

1st might be Bravely Default, 4th might be Dragon City?

1. Remember when everyone thought this franchise was going to end after the 3rd installment? Remember when everyone thought this franchise would die?

2. This kid has 3 moms with magic powers.

3. A rat game with a mini-forum.

1st might be Spyro or Crash, 2nd is Steven Universe, 3rd is Transformice.

xxxxxxxxnaked giants chase and eat humans
xxxxxxxxif there are bodies left, they get unprofessionally cremated

xxxxxxxxedit: oh i thought it said terrifying not terrible

Attack on Titan.

Here's another one:
This adaptation that doesn't follow the source material starts of promising, but then become needlessly confusing and depressing, and separates the two main characters for no good reason.

You got 2 and 3 right, but 1 isn't Spyro or Crash.

[danibo]

Politicians fight over where to put the capital
And there may be an awesome French dude
Lots of death and stuff it's gr8

[durden.]

demonic political screeching

edit; @helpless ~

sCREEch!

[The Lion Queen]

A girl who cries a lot finds a cat with a moon on its head who tells her that she can transform into a sailor outfit and toss a tiara at bad guys to defeat them