Describe your favourite things and make them sound terrible

[BESM]

what if the slime that people use in asmr youtube content was previously a real functioning human being

[POSTAL 2]

what if the slime that people use in asmr youtube content was previously a real functioning human being

i actually have no clue what this is but this has to be the best description ive seen on here so props to you

[Okabudge]

what if the slime that people use in asmr youtube content was previously a real functioning human being

Is this That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime? (Great anime, imo.)

[DizzyGlitchez]

1) An adoptable site revolving around dragons that do taxes (circa 1920)

Flight Rising? I don't remember if it involves dragons doing taxes though.

2) Oh no! What have you done to the game? It's unplayable! (Sth you can do on purpose to most games..)

Is this There is No Game?

3) Two games that have simillar assets, but are from totally different universes. Both of them are pixel "bullet hell" games, though.

I'm guessing Undertale/Deltarune.

[kurashiki]

1) An adoptable site revolving around dragons that do taxes (circa 1920)

Flight Rising? I don't remember if it involves dragons doing taxes though.

2) Oh no! What have you done to the game? It's unplayable! (Sth you can do on purpose to most games..)

Is this There is No Game?

3) Two games that have simillar assets, but are from totally different universes. Both of them are pixel "bullet hell" games, though.

I'm guessing Undertale/Deltarune.

Nah, Flight Rising isn't taxes. It's colonialism.

[rainbowvomit]

you spend a day at a summer camp which is probably definitely filled with autistic people and then your dad comes and picks you up

[cKy]

swedish guy saying strange words and laughing at you for 2-3 minutes with wind chimes in the background.

two (ish) random men in a parking lot duke it out for no reason at all. Then there's the terrorism..

have you ever wanted to see people lose the plot in real time, intermittently broken up by pretty pictures? oh boy, i have the site for you!

[bloodclot]

walking into the woods disturbing god knows what living things out in there, looking at plants that can poison you with a touch and looking at mushrooms that can kill me if i took a bite and swallowed !

[do not do that lol. do not touch random plants or eat random mushrooms lol. obviously i do not do those things i feel the need to warn people the dangers of nature though when i joke about it.]

[Sigesh]

walking into the woods disturbing god knows what living things out in there, looking at plants that can poison you with a touch and looking at mushrooms that can kill me if i took a bite and swallowed !

[do not do that lol. do not touch random plants or eat random mushrooms lol. obviously i do not do those things i feel the need to warn people the dangers of nature though when i joke about it.]

Ok this is probably not it, but the description was instantly giving me the dude from bear grylls in my brain xD

[ChaoticRaven3]

a game where half the time you run/fly, and the other half you're being forcefully dragged around by someone. You collect as many glowing children as possible, and you relive a bunch of dead people's lives. You also have to avoid screeching crabs and giant flying black shrimp. If you're not careful, those shrimp will smack you, causing you to lose the glowing children that you've collected, and then you have to go back and re-collect them.