[Not Pigeons]

Me: Hi Tlf, So tell me about your self.. Like What Tlf stands for?

Tlf: If I told you that I would have to kill you

Me: I can't say how many times I've heard that before...

Tlf: I'm serious

Me: Okay so as I was asking?

Tlf: I'm a like... 6 billion years old but in human year's I'd be twenty-one, I'm the king of ... down there... and those little colored circles down there are some of my minions

Me: Interesting... What do you do in you spare time?

Tlf: Sometimes I throw things down there... and, uh, read?

Me: Okay... That's it folks!!

Tlf: Seriously?

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I was bored... Tlf if one of my characters.. I made him from a dream I had... and in my dream his name was Tlf.. I don't know what it stands for yet... Also he likes cheeseburgers