There she is

[uwuhowdy]

My old as heck little doggy <3
My Can
My CanCan
My Lard Log
My Meat Brick
My Chonker
My Good Girl
My Trash Dog
My Sweet Old Thang
My Dog Pillow
My Doggy
My Little Sister
My Dogaroo
My Potato
My Ham
My Mrs. Laurence
Our many other nicknames for her that I can't be bothered typing
We call her a lot of things lol (Her name is Candy)