[mal du pays]

tfw you die under mysterious circumstances (suspected to be because of your fame) and end up possessing someone who was unconscious at the beach while they were swimming (kicking them out of their own body in the process) and as a result end up violating the laws of nature in the fact that you're technically supposed to be dead so it's a race against the clock to see which ends up happening first: fusing properly to the body you stole or the guy who's really mad at you finally catching you for your supposed crime

had a funny dream yesterday and these two beamed directly into my brain
the cat is silver and she's the body thief
and the . entity is shade he is Large