[sodafarts]

last saturday an old lady t boned the heck outta my car
she crossed 2 lanes, thru the median, then directly into oncoming traffic (aka me <3)
i was so prepared to rip someones ears off w my teeth n give them rabies, jsut for fun
but then i saw she was just a pitiful old lady n i couldnt
she didnt even hardly know where she was ://
her eyes were like....lights on but no one home ://

luckily it wasnt a main road so neither one of us were going super fast but still...what the heck
my airbags didnt even go off but my car is totaled & could barely open my door to get out lol
so thats been fun. to deal with.

OH it was kinda funny tho bc i was holding a yerba mate (my beloved mmm caffeine)
n upon impact apparently i gripped the can so tight it exploded all over my passenger side LMAO
so obviously i am framing the can n keeping it on display Forever
+ also when my dad came to pick me up he made me look at rolex watches online w him bc ???
i was like....is this whats important rn my guy
n then he made a lot of sassy remarks to the cop n it was Funny hehe