[Apollo's Coffee]

SO

This is snake ex girlfriend and her new girlfriend Mic



Mic
- 23
- Senior in College
-Attends ANRW rival collage
- Star football player
- She/her but wont correct people
- Not smart. Just went to college to play sports since thats
all she did in highschool
- basically just a sweet heart with two brain cells.
- all she knows is "Play sport. Give pretty girl flowers. lots of them."
- Mikey is her nick name? yea ok sure

Snake Ex Girlfriend (Help me name her??)
- LMAO doesnt go to Yale. She just told Clarence that.
- Told Clarence that she needed someone 'high class'
but really she was just avoiding telling him shes gay.
- Was a law major, Switched to education major.
- Kinda an awful person but not really
- Also a senior in college.


I thought it would be cool if like Snake ex girlfriend told Clarence everything about Mic, but left out pronouns and made her sound like she was some super successful person- and that Jim and Dennis actually knew her but only by her nickname "Mikey" and they never connected dots since like- Mic is a lady and is not successful what-so-ever. i also think it would just be hilarious to have Dennis trip out and be all "Y-YOU-YOU WERE HERE FOR BOYS NIGHT. Y-YOU HAD BOY TALK WITH US-- BOY TALK IS SACRED!"

[Exitium]

Okay hear me out- you name the snake ex girlfriend.... "Clarissssa"

I'll see myself out the door