"discovers that despite the crystals looking like candy they don't taste like it."
"tries to eat one of the glowing mushrooms, but spits it out again. Eww, it is SOUR!"
"tries biting one of the crystals. Ouch!"
"ate one of the glowing mushrooms. It made their tongue glow! Awesome!"
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Y'all, we gotta stop eating rocks and weird glowing mushrooms we found in a cave. We're going to get so, so sick