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my child(ren) r completely fine!!! by sodafarts

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my child(ren) r completely fine!!!

Postby sodafarts » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:15 pm

when both ur college kids come home n break down abt how much THIS semester in particular rly sucks.,..,
idk i think that should TELL U something but idk like....yes i hear u madre but also did u know that-

children number 1:
- stays up til 6:14 AM (rn as im typing this) n doesnt sleep for like 28 hrs or sleeps 18 hrs/day like a koala, no in between
- cant go anywhere or do anything w/o surgically attached (not rly but id consider it tbh) earbuds on full blast
- - - listens 2 city morgue n vocaloid??? + old tyler the creator...brockhampton....nascar aloe,. n 3OH!3....n sosososos many more..,.,.
- - - its a wild mix but it keeps my brain so busy it is wonderful
- hasnt replied 2 anyone irl on text/calls in like.....2 weeks ahaha...dont even get me started on scho*l ema*l ouch
- zones out n just walks/skates (aka falls lol) around town 4 hours n hours until my feet n shoes literally fall apart
- is obsessed w drawing super time-consuming detailed giant spirals on everything???
- literally has not ingested a drop of h2o in like 9 days.....we goin strong on celsius, ginger ale, coffee, cherry pepsi,.., jsut no water
- cant remember anything these days literally nothing...phone?? idk where that is. keys? who knows. assignm*nts? idek her
- hasnt brushed hair or teeth in an unholy amount of time n it shows </3

children number 2:
- only source of serotonin is her dog....mowgli hehe i like cats better but he passes the vibe check sometimes
- gets home jsut 2 drive all night 4 no reason, doesnt pay attention n goes outta state sometimes
- no time 4 food only cigs n 2 day old watered down starbucks bc shes chasing wild kids all day + working 3rd shift @ hospital
- - - when does she sleep?? idk but she needs more of it thats 4 sure
- had a giant quarter life crisis n has no clue what 2 do w her life.....rn i think shes between real estate n flight attending???
- gets thru the day (barely) by planning another vacation
- has like 15 cents 2 her name at any given point in time hello rent is due in a week
- - - but still spends $$$ like theres no 2morrow idk how she pulls it off

but!!! bright side is that even tho it is currently ~finals week~ for us yeehaw...
n although i have IMPORTANT assignments 2 pull off in like 2 days after procrastinating all semester..,,.
at least after this week is over, rhings will get muuuuch much better!! i think. i hope ehehehh <3
i just....after this week i know im gonna feel so good i will eat the entiiiiire world \(-w-)/

also i think me n my sister might finally b getting tattoos 2gether soon-ish so stay tuned akjhfkjdhfks

if u read this far congrats thats very cool of u also do u like my shirt its from bleach ichigo wore it, i love every outfit of his no cap
my friend MADE IT 4 me 4 xmas after i posted MONTHS earlier abt it on my snapchat story ONE time <3
she doesnt even watch bleach or anime im so grateful 2 her bc thats just who she is <333
i feel bad 4 not replying 2 her in forever but...yea <3 :looks @ unopened snapchat notification from a week ago:
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Re: my child(ren) r completely fine!!!

Postby Fantelle » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:16 pm

    i love them sm aaaaa
    also good luck w ur finals!!! they're also coming up for me nd its stressy time
    ill light a candle for u
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Re: my child(ren) r completely fine!!!

Postby retro » Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:50 pm

ur art is so cool soda ily
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Re: my child(ren) r completely fine!!!

Postby wishbone! » Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:34 am

Please. Please drink water I am so scared for you
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