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And now, the news

▪ local mad man reveals he's actually a super powerful being that used to be a purple cat, now on the run from authorities. ▪ Angry scotsman with cool shiny coat is looking for a scifi themed rubik's cube, offering reward if found▪ Rumours of a strange purple cat escaping military base, special unit denies all claims ▪ Prophets predict "the end of reality as we know it" as a strange cube was discovered at the bottom of the ocean on Tuesday. ▪ Breaking: Cube sent for scientific analysis. "It resembles a rubik, but seemes to be of alien origin." expert says. ▪