WARNING
Mr. Sir is a dangerous man. He has Pumpkin Man for his partner. They have escaped every trap. Mr. Sir and Pumpkin Man are crazy. Someday they will be captured.
WARNING
The man who is behind the sirens is Pumpkin Man, He has teamed up with Mr. Sir. He has been a bad guy ever since. Even though you trap him, he will get out someday.
So these are my brother's characters. He wrote the passages above. They're based on his lego characters (Pumpkin Man's head is a Minecraft pumpkin lego btw.)
Anyway, I tried to imitate Patrick Brown's style, because I just love it.