"I'm trapped in a world of... Smooth!
And... A jar of 'SMOOTH' has appeared on my head. I've tried to remove it, but it won't come off? And there's some rat that keeps following me around. Oh, and... These strangely tall flowers are surrounding me. I've already been whipped up in a blender, and now I've been magically transported into some alternate dimension. Could this day get any worse?..."