Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ's Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs

[metanoia.]

Oɴᴇ sᴘᴀʀᴋʟʏ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴅᴀʏ, ᴀ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴅᴏɢ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʟᴀʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇᴅ, sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏʏs. Wʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪsɪᴏɴs ᴏғ sᴜɢᴀʀ ᴘʟᴜᴍs ᴠᴀɴɪsʜᴇᴅ, Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ᴀᴡᴏᴋᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴘ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴇᴘ. Sʜᴇ ʟᴇᴘᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʙᴇᴅ, ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sǫᴜᴇᴀʟ ᴏғ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀɪɴɴᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs! Hᴇʀ ᴍᴏsᴛ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ. Sʜᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ᴘᴀᴊᴀᴍᴀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ғᴜʀ ʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ. As Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀɪʀs, sʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀᴡs. Yᴇʟᴘɪɴɢ ɪɴ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇ, Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀɪʀs, ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴏʀɴ ɢᴀʀʟᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ ʜᴜɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ. As sʜᴇ sᴛᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ sᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ғᴇᴡ sᴛᴀɪʀs, sʜᴇ ɢᴀsᴘᴇᴅ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ! Iɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs sᴘɪʀɪᴛ, sʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʀʟᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ. Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʀᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ, ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴛɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ᴠᴀsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. Tʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ɢᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʟᴀɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sᴡᴜɴɢ ɪᴛs ᴛʜɪɴ sᴛᴇᴍ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ's ᴇᴀʀ. Iɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴛᴄʜʏ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴀɴɢᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ғᴜʀ, Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs. Aғᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴏғ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs, ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴡᴏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴄᴀʟɪᴄᴏ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘʟᴜsʜɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ ᴡɪɴᴅ-ᴜᴘ ᴍᴏᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ "Lɪᴛᴛʟᴇ Dʀᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ Bᴏʏ". As Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʟᴇᴀɴᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏʏs, sʜᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴀɴɢʟɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘʟᴜsʜɪᴇ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ғʀᴏᴍ sᴀɴᴛᴀ!

Dᴇᴀʀ Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ,

Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs?

Lᴏᴠᴇ Sᴀɴᴛᴀ

Ps: I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʀʟᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜ!

Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ɢᴀsᴘᴇᴅ, sᴛᴀʀᴛʟᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴғᴜsᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Hᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ sᴀɴᴛᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢᴀʀʟᴀɴᴅ? Iɢɴᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ, Pᴏɪɴsᴇᴛᴛᴀ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʏɪᴘ, ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ sᴀɴᴛᴀ's ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ. "Pʀᴇsᴇɴᴛs!"