[Raptorfang]

// this is the main/title version of this post, I just made the first request before creating this one to be the main post, oops //


THIS IS CURRENTLY: C L O S E D


I COME WITH SOME GOODS. REALLY JUST ONE GOOD. But wait, before you die of unutterable happiness, please read what I have to say first!

First of all, before I say anything else, this is first come, first served, and I am only doing one at a time (don't worry, adoring followers, there will probably be more in the future).
Okay, you're probably wondering what this is. So I'll tell you. Basically, tell me one funny thing about you and I'll make you a joke avatar somewhat centered around that thing. Keyword here is 'joke'. It'll likely be similar to this, this, or this, with a varying amount of effort.
Lastly, if you're the person who posted, it's yours to use, but please only use it on here and don't take my credit off. That's all I ask of you.

Alrighty folks, that's all. Fire away.

[redskyharbinger]

i like slapping people with a ruler and laugh at them when they're in pain but when i get even lightly poked i lowkey die

[Raptorfang]

i like slapping people with a ruler and laugh at them when they're in pain but when i get even lightly poked i lowkey die

ooooh I have an idea for this one

this is now CLOSED

[GR3ML1NZ!!]

Time spent: 17 seconds <--- If this is possible, is a 1 second drawing a thing?

[Raptorfang]

Time spent: 17 seconds <--- If this is possible, is a 1 second drawing a thing?

it's just because this is actually a colored-in version of a previous drawing, since I wanted to reuse the "read below" thing, so it didn't take long at all to post... so in theory, if you're fast enough, maybe? somebody get Vsauce Michael here

[Raptorfang]

OPEN

[GR3ML1NZ!!]

When I was younger I got some raw eggs from the fridge and sat on them because I wanted to be a bird. Needless to say, it was a bad idea.

[Raptorfang]

When I was younger I got some raw eggs from the fridge and sat on them because I wanted to be a bird. Needless to say, it was a bad idea.

aight lit

CLOSED

[Raptorfang]

OPEN

[bark]

This happened last month lmao
(Copy and pasted from a chat log bc it's LONGGG)

I was getting my hair done, and me and the one doing my hair got talking. My HORRIBLE studdering and lisp came at the wrong time. I asked: "Did the thunderstorms wake you up too last night?" But instead, it sounded like: "Did the the Dinosaurs wake you up too last night?"

There was only one other person in the place (around my age as well) and they were both laughing. I was confused until they told me.

I laughed too, then said: "Yeah! They did wake me up. A T-rex wouldn't stop stomping around and a plant eater kept getting into my garden; how about you?"

Later on, when she sprayed some water on my hair to cut it, I made a comment that the water was dripping down and it tickled; and she said AND I QUOTE: "It was the dinosaurs again, they're not housebroken."