To the Intended:
Wowie, you're an adult now! Well, I mean you've been an adult for awhile now, but I mean COLLEGE! Wow. I'm so proud of you and my life has been infinitely changed for the better. I was going to write a senior letter, but I mean everyone does that, so I thought, let's make it special eh? Like our own inside joke. Anyways, when we're old and such I know that our friendship will be as strong if not stronger! Don't forget me ok?
You'll always be the cactus to my pickle!
Sincerely and truly,
M.
To Everyone Else:
Hey guys! My best friend and I have been on the site for awhile, (actually she introduced me to it). Anyway this here is a gift for her because she's going to college now! She's the best! Please leave her some nice comments!
To the Intended again:
Thus ends this chapter of our friendship...ON TO THE NEXT!