odin ("odes, odie, butthead, silly, goober, odin") - drinks out of the faucet, bred to be aggressive but is too sweet, will sit on you if you let him, eats like a horse
nel ("nell-bell, nellie, cricket, nel") - very long for a cat, no coordination, meows like a squeaky door, sleeps under the couch, eyes bigger than the sun
bear ("bearboy, bearcat, baby-bear, little butt, beans, bear") - cranky old man, licks everything in sight, eats trash, was once pepper sprayed by our neighbor, tried to drown odie as a puppy
my mailman loves them and therefore so should you
(I also have a turtle but ran out of room)