- "Welcome to our circus foolish wonderful mortals!
Here, you'll see fantastic tricks and stunts in each ring.
From our fearless lion tamer, and to our humorous clowns; excitement is everywhere!
It's the best show you'll ever see!
Pay no mind to the phantoms you'll see... they're dedicated fans of our circus!
They fell in love with our show, ever since they first saw it... they've been following us around since.
As for ticket prices? We don't take money as our currency, we take volunteer work in exchange for our performance.
Only catch is... you'll have to be willing to run away with our circus~"
