- hhhh eden
gifted by vie
hes an idiot but a lucky idiot who excels in hand-to-hand combat sm that hes a renowned assassin. but his heart is empty and he cant stop buying stuff to attempt to fill that void.
edit: i feel like edens the type of guy whod buy disney plus happily, bc it reminds him of an ideal childhood he had in recurring dreams, and then saw ppl being bullied for using it, then like. pretended to also bully those ppl (his disney-addled allies) online, while watching that new version of high school musical or w/e