eggy bday

[snookers]

#chickensmoothiememes
#longliveneverhatchingegg
#memeneverdies


the story

dad: son please hurry up and hatch it's your birthday for pete's sake!

:egg NO DAD!!

mom: i hope you enjoy your gifts!

egg: i will he open's a gift and finds a bunny tail [don't ask how on earth he opened it with no limbs XD]
ooo he attaches it to his shell [again don't ask how] i love you mom!

mom: i love you too!


lil egg decides to wander off to behind the house to play with his toy's
[egg hates sharing his new toys!]

meanwhile
dad: AHHHHGGG i don't get this kid

mom: calm down! AND stop drinking that squidbucks!

dad: i CAN'T it's the only thing that keeps me going with this kid

mom: is it even good?

dad: UHHMMM YES here try! he pulls a cup of squidbucks out from under his wing

mom: Ewww why do you keep squidbucks in your wing?

dad: you must always be prepared

mom: im not drinking that

dad: yes you are

mom: no..

dad: fine UHH HONEY THE KIDS ARE DRAWING ON THE SMOOTHIE STAND RENTAL

mom: WHHAAATTTT "she runs over"

dad: heheheh he dumps her coke a cola out and pours the squidbucks in

mom: THEY WERE NOT lair!

dad: hehe sorry it was funny

mom: grrr she pick's up her cup and starts to drink it but stops right before she does wait a minute

dad: UHHH what?

mom: this smells weird is this some off brand coke rip off?

dad: UHHH NO this is a new smell they are testing out

mom: new smell!??!?! that's weird okie? then..."she drinks it" PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT she spits it out all over his face
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THIS IS NOT COKE. WAIT A MINUTE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT WHAT ITHINK IT IS

dad: uh it's not what you think it is....

mom: great it is your armpit squidbucks thats been there for whoknows how long

dad: its been there exactly 3 months 4 days and 79 hours 5 minutes and 22 seconds and counting

mom: how the heck do you know that o.o

dad: don't ask quiestions

mom: wait WHERE IS EGG?

dad: uhhh i have no idea

they both look around and relize he is missing

both: OH NO WE GOTTA FIND HIM BEFORE HE SETS SOMETHING ON FIRE AGAIN!










wolf: SOON VERY SOON HEHEHEHEH he slowly backs into a bush as the egg roll's into the backyard "stoughmach growls" SOOOOOOOON so sooon































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