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ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴀ sʟᴏɢ? wrote:Good question! Slogs are a hybrid species that
were genetically developed to improve the
lives of people who suffer from depression or
chronic illness. Their fur is some of the softest
in the world, and petting them triggers a
massive release of positive chemicals in the
human brain, improving mood. Because of this,
they were often used as therapy pets in hospitals.
They come in all shapes and sizes, including hypo-
allergenic variants! Slogs do not have front legs,
and thus make great cuddle buddies, as pesky
front paws won't get in the way. Their fur matts
very easily, and thus, owning one not only helps
children learn responsibility, but also can aid
physical therapy patients!
Recently, pet-grade slogs have been released onto
the market in hopes that they will improve the lives
of the general public as well! We hope that you will
accept one of these fluffy noodles into your life.
You won't regret it!
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-slog walking gif here-
ꜰᴀsᴛ ꜰᴀᴄᴛs wrote:-> slogs are omnivores, but greatly prefer plants over meat
-> male slogs are called elves, and females are called pixies
-> slog offspring are called nymphs
-> female slogs lay a clutch of soft-shelled eggs, which have
a sticky outer layer
-> eggs hatch after about two weeks, and the nymphs are about
the size of a half-dollar coin
-> nymphs grow extremely quickly. within another two weeks,
they will reach full size
-> slogs don't have normal paw pads like most canine species.
instead, they have a large contour in the back of their foot,
called a scoop
-> slogs 'walk' by scooting around on their bellies, pushing
themselves with their toes
-> they are able to raise themselves onto their hind legs, but
rarely can hold this position for long
-> dying a slog's fur is becoming quite a popular trend, but
naturally occurring unnatural colors aren't very common
-> slogs are extremely vocal, often making chirps similar to
cats, squeak like mice, whimpering like dogs, and many other
high-pitched noises. some have even been known to bark
