Knowledge Is Power

[GoldenSlumbers]

Hi kids, this is Levar Burton from the popular Japanese TV comic Reading Rainbow. After 50 successful seasons I learned one thing: Knowledge is Power. I mean this literally. After reading every single book in the world and successfully finding the library of Babel I have literally become a god and also a rainbow cat for some reason just because I CAN. At first I abused my powers destroying countless civilizations and destroying the books that gave me these powers in the first place so that no one else could have the same power that I have. Now however I have learned that I need to share these powers with everyone. That is why I fully endorse mandatory summer reading. After 500 lunar cycles I am sure you will become as powerful as me. Enjoy your upcoming mandatory public education seminars.