But.. I don't want to..

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I don't get a haircut, or buy new clothes..

Why can't I just stay muddy?

Wha... What's that sound?

Is that water?

Please don't make me take a bath.. My fur is nice just the way it is!

And I'm not giving up my special feather!

.. Just let me stay home this year.. Please, please, PLEASE, I'm not ready for school!