Ode to Lobster Magnet

[heathersmoo]

you got a lobster and you got a magnet
lobster has antennae but don't you grab it
magnet's made of iron, lobster's made of meat

you got a lobster and you got a magnet
if lobster's hungry, he'll eat a rabbit
rabbit's made of steel, lobster has a beak

don't put a lobster on a plate
he'll use his magnet to escape
he'll jump right down and claw your ear
then he'll bite your EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lobster sticks to magnet!
ya ya ya
lobster sticks to magnet!
ya ya ya
lobster sticks to magnet!
ya ya ya
lobster sticks to magnet!
ya ya ya

LEFT CLAW NORTH / RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!!!