Detective

[Fire Alone]

The detective raised his brow "Are you sure that's everything?" he asked
"Yes," you replied, "Just one question Mr. Hawk?"
"Shoot."
"How are you breathing under water???" you asked, "I mean you're obviously a land animal..."
He smirked "Let's not question reality." and with that, he left with your statement and you never saw him again.

^^^
I tried... THis was funnier in my head...