*Scribbles down 1,000 reasons NOT to go to school*

[agent 48]

Akitra:There, I'm done. ETERNAL SUMMER! WHOOOOOOOOO
~Akitra suddenly wakes up~
Akitra:NO. JUST NO.
~Akitra looks at the clock~
Clock: IT'S 8:30! TIME FOR SCHOOL! *Laughs evilly*
Akitra: Hmmmm
Maybe I can use this as an excuse not to go to school... MOM MY CLOCK IS CACKLING EVILLY AT ME!
Mom: Sweetie, why don't you stay home then?
Akitra: *Whispers* Yeeeeees...
Mom: *Goes to work*
Akitra: *Invites every single person from her school to a party at her house*
~Two hours later~
Mom: *Walks in*
Akitra: Hey mom! *Sitting on a perfectly clean couch*
Everybody else: *Shoved inside some random closet thinking "Maybe school ain't so bad after all"*
Akitra: *Laughs evilly*
Everybody: 0.0