Incoming Skripe Message!

[Sonderstorm]

" Hello. I see you are still on the moon and that it has come back to Earth. Also, what is this strange, large blue planet doing there? Ah, well, the tourists enjoy it anyway. Please do return to us soon, parents know you are safe but.... They still miss you. But do know that when you get back you will be grounded, plus no television for the next thousand years. And don't even try to stay on the Moon to avoid it.
Thank you for your time. Messenger, out."

Huh, that was weird. I wonder what they meant by no television for the next thousand years? Oh, wait.