Me:
Valentine? Valentine? Yoo Hoo! Valentineeeeeee!
Valentine:
*Leaps out of the bushes in a jungle outfit* HI!
Me:
*Screeches in surprise* VALENTINE! Wait a second, what are you WEARING?
Valentine:
I'm hiding from Nico, Trick, Obi and Tantaur. Oh yeah, Leafpool and Solaria are running too. Apparently, they're going on a planking spree. Speaking of which, you MIGHT wanna lock your door.
Me:
Thank you for the warning. Anyways, you're the last one on the list to show off, so what's your specialty?
Valentine:
I am a master of disguise and trickery.
Me:
Then why are you hiding in the woods, looking like Tarzan?
Valentine:
........
Me:
XD
Valentine:
Well, I knew you were coming to interview me... So I dressed up!
Me:
Fair enough. Anyways, I think we're done now....
Nico:
THERE YOU ARE!
Trick:
*Suddenly bursts out of the bushes, riding Obi*
Obi:
WHY ME?
Trick:
WE'VE GOT YOU CORNERED!
Me:
Um, that's enough of the- Uh- Crazy channel! See you next time on pound pets unleashed and-
Nico:
*pounces on top of me and the camera*
Me:
NICO THE CAMER-
~Static~